PóL Steele Known Facts About PóL Date of Birth: Unknown Place of Birth: Unbelievable A self styled urban hermit, the PóL is seldom seen outside it's native habitat in which it can usually be found clutching a pint glass and moaning about the price of beer. A small dark and exceedingly hairy little beasty which is apt to sway back and forth in a hypnotic manner if engaged in conversation, there are some who believe this is a means of subduing it's prey before forcing it to buy alcohol... while others are sure it's simply due to the creature's near constant state of inebriation! While there is some evidence that the creature is the last remnant of a long lost race of Celtic Hobbits (Hobbitis Celticas), the creature's claim to have been kicked out of Fairyland (Due to an obscene suggestion made to the Fairy Queen during a Christmas party), has now largely been dismissed by most serious academics as total and utter ****! When sober the PóL has been known to draw, design webpages and host online arts events... and there are rumours he has recently been seen shifting scenery around at a theatre in the Dalry Area of the city.